IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

HOLY JOHN BIELIEN AND BILL FREIDER BATMAN, DUSTY MAY IS RIDING THE MAVERICK PONY OUTTA ANN ARBOR!

I'm shocked, but UNDERSTAND! As John Bielien said when he shockingly left the Wolverines, for the CLEVELAND CAVALERS, "Sometimes you gotta strike when the iron gets hot"! And DUSTY MAY WAS SITTING ON RADIO ACTIVE MATTERIAL, after his team won the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Dusty, is becoming the new NICK SABAN, before he settle down at Bama for football, HE ALWAYS KEPT HIS BAGS PACKED, AND NEVER TOOK EVERYTHING OUTTA OF THE BOXES!

But you can't blame the guy, HE'S GOING TO PROS, TO COACH THE DALLAS MAVERICKS IN THE NBA! WOW! Now, he kind of left a DYNASTY IN BLOOM, but opens the doors for the Michigan Program to CRASH BACK EARTH! You might remember what I said, when the WALMART WOLVERINES FORCED JUWAN HOWARD OUT AS HEAD COACH, "Be careful of what you wish for"! YES MAY CAN FLAT OUT COACH, but when it comes down to be loyal, HE'S JUST LIKE THESE KIDS IN THE TRANSFER PORTAL! So now WOLVERINES, WE HAVE ANOTHER BRIAN ELLERBE SITUATION ON OUR HANDS, but with a guy they just hired last week, to be an assistant coach, Mike Boynton Jr.! WHO?

So this season, IF EVERYBODY WHO SAID THEY WERE COMING BACK, comes back, we still have a good year, ON BORROWED TIME AND MAY'S TALENT! Or as mentioned above, PULL THE DARK CURTAINS, another BRIAN ELLERBE SITUATION! And none of the Maize and Blue faithful, WANT TO EVER GO DOWN THAT HOLE AGAIN!

And one thing we all know from this, the SPARTANS, and the REST OF THE BIG TEN, are glad to see MR. MAY GONE TO THE NBA! It's like when the SEC and NCAA, kind of PUSHED SHAQ outta of college basketball, because there was nothing they could do to stop him. AND THEN THAT MONSTER WENT TO THE NBA, AND BECAME A GODZILLA! Or as Shaq would say, a SHAQAZILLA!

Times are a changing in Little Old Ann Arbor town! I wonder if JUWAN WOULD COME BACK, or may even, offer the JOB TO JALEN ROSE OR EVEN A WEBBER? Trust me, THESE GUYS KNOW THE GAME, CAN ATTRACK GREAT PLAYERS, because they know they will be trained by a coach, WHO HAS BEEN TO THE NBA, HAD A CAREER, and knows what to work on, to get them there! I once asked former Spartan Greg Kelser, WHY TOM IZZO has such a hard time putting guys in the NBA? I said asked, is it the way he coaches them up, and gets everything out of them, and they just reach their ceiling? HE LOOKED AT ME, AND SIMPLY SAID "I don't know, that's a great question"!

SO AS FOR NOW, WHILE WE ARE IN COACHING AND BASKETBALL PROGRAM LIMBO, GO BLUE, AND ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!

And riddle me this MICHIGAN FANS, after the SOCCER FRIENDLYS, we've had over the years in the BIG HOUSE, wouldn't look amazing, with this current WORLD CUP FEVER ATMOSPHERE, SEEING 110,000 FANS IN THE 3RD BIGGEST STADIUM IN THE WORLD? Sorry FIFA, YOU SCREWED UP, but I still think you'll be okay!

AND P.S., incase you didn't know, BOTH THE DALLAS STARS AND MAVERICKS, are moving out of their current arena, and are BLACKMAILING THE DALLAS SUBURBS, for TWIN ARENAS, 30 MINUTES FROM DALLAS! As they say, THE KEN FOLK, AIN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT, but they'll cough up the dough and do it!

BUCKEYES PAY OUT $100 MILLION TO KEEP DR. STRAUSS CASE, HUSHED!

For over 40 years in BUCKEYE LAND, they had a PREDATOR NAMED DR. RICHARD STRAUSS, WHO R***D, FELT UP, ABUSED, MEN AND WOMEN, AND REGULAR STUDENTS FROM THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. And one man that was there, is current Republican Congressmen from Ohio, Jim Jordan, who has been COVERING THIS UP FOR DECADES. And unlike MICHIGAN STATE AND PENN STATE, when they had a PREDATOR, the boys in the Scarlet and Gray, DID NOT WANT TO PAY THE VICTIMS, WHAT THE OTHER SCHOOLS DID FOR THEIRS. So they offered them HUSH MONEY, AND TRIED TO BURRY THE WHOLE THING. But an HBO SPECIAL CALLED, "Surviving Ohio State — Documentary on Dr. Richard Strauss Scandal, was aired last year, and forced the spotlight back onto the folks who wear poison nuts on their bodies! DR. STRAUSS IS DEAD NOW, BUT THE FOLKS AT OSU, STILL TRIED TO KEEP IT QUIET. And the heading says 30 ex football players, try FROM HOCKEY, TO TRACK, REFEREES, TO THE REGULAR FRESHMEN, who this wacko put his hands on, and RUINED THEIR LIVES!

CRACKED NUTS IN COLUMBUS, AGAIN!

AND IN EARLIER BIG TEN SOFTBALL ACTION.......

SOMEBODY QUE UP TEMPTATION!

MICHIGAN CRAPS OUT IN VEGAS!

For me, besides Monday, It's been a HORRIBLE week. WEDNESDAY, I come down to my basement to turn my computer on, and THREE OF THE FIVE PLUGS ARE DEAD! I get it to work through extension cords, but today I wake up, and COMCRAP, XFINITY, sends me a notice, TELLING ME, MY CABLE AND INTERNET WOULD BE OUT UNTIL MAYBE 10 AT NIGHT!. Thankfully, I had already programed the MICHIGAN VS DENVER GAME, into my DVR, last week. BUT AROUND 10:22, and about 11 minutes left in the 3rd period, I GET THE GAME, AND IT WAS TIED! Michigan scores, to go ahead, and here come the MECHANICAL MEN OF DENVER WITH NO CREATIVITY, PUCKS ALWAYS HITTING THEM IN STRIDE, to tie it up. AND SUDDENLY THERE'S THAT QUIZY STOMACH FEELING, I've gotten since 1997, IN EVERY OVERTIME, IN THE FROZEN FOUR, THAT MCIHIGAN HAS PLAYED IN SINCE, THEY WON IT ALL! But this time, I'm loaded with the fuel and optimism from MONDAY NIGHT, from another MICHIGAN TEAM, who could get to CHAMPIONSHIP MOUNTAIN, but never have the strength to go up it and grab the flag! SO.....I'M LIKE, whatever will happen, whatever what will be, WILL JUST BE!

Now usually, I can complain about the OTHER TEAM, but DENVER, IS JUST A SOUND, FUNDAMENTAL HOCKEY TEAM WHO PLAYS A SYSTEM OF DUMP AND CHASE, pen you in the corners trying to get the puck, and forces mistakes. THEY DON'T CREATE, THEY AREN'T FLASHY, but they have MECHANICAL WARRIORS, WHO JUST KEEP COMING! But as the game went on, then to double overtime, IT SEEMED, MICHIGAN, COULD HANDLE THAT, AND DISH IT BACK TOO! They OVERALL, TOTALLY DOMINATED THE PLAY, and had 52 shots on goal, to Denver's 26. BUT AS SOMEONE ON ESPN SAID, "Michigan has no problem getting to the Frozen Four, they just can't get out of it, to play for a championship! SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE, WE REALLY PI**ED SOMEBODY OFF, OR THEY PUT A CURSE ON THE MEN OF THE COLD FLOOR, IN MAIZE AND BLUE! It doesn't matter, HOW BAD, OR HOW GREAT, THEY ARE, or the team playing them, is all on crutches, IT'S JUST FATED THAT MICHIGAN IS GOING TO LOSE, AND NEVER WIN ANOTHER HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIP! So maybe we have to think like BO DID, just be happy winning the BIG TEN, BEATING YOUR RIVALS, and being considered, one top hockey programs in the nation! BECAUSE BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE MAIZE AND BLUE, something is just gonna always jinx this great hockey team, NO MATTER WHAT! We are the OREGON DUCKS, OF HOCKEY!

So as the city of ANN ARBOR prepares for the championship celebration of the basketball team's NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, the thoughts of a CO PARADE, GO DOWN THE TOILET, LIKE YOUR WINNINGS AT A VEGAS SLOT MACHINE!

I started with this team, back in 1988,, when I was curious about what was going on, at the Joe Louis Arena, and the guard told me, the FROZEN FOUR. So I sat with the WISCONSIN BAND, HAD A BLAST, and wondered, what it would be like to go to a MICHIGAN VS MICHIGAN STATE COLLEGE HOCKEY GAME, and I did, and have many times! EVEN GOT TO SEE THAT 1997-98 CHAMPIONSHIP, along with the football team's from 1997. AND NOW, ALL THESE YEARS LATER, here sits WISCONSIN, a team, THAT IS NOT AS GOOD AS MICHIGAN, but has not won it in 20 years, BUT THEY ARE THERE TO ATTEMPT TO WIN IT, AND WE'RE NOT! I hope WISCONSIN BRINGS THE TROPHY BACK, FOR THEIR FANS, AND THE BIG TEN. But the best team is sitting at home now, putting up their gear, for another great season, WITHOUT ANY FRUIT TO BARE!

But let's face it, NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DENVER, cares about them! And this will be one of the lowest rating tv shows this week, because, once again, THE BEST TEAM, AIN'T THERE, AND FATE WILL NOT ALLOW US TO EVEN TRY!

DENVER 4 MICHIGAN 3, IN DOUBLE OVERTIME, SEASON'S OVER!

MICHIGAN HOCKEY FANS, GO BLUE AND.....