Mythos Paddles

09/19/2026

What a day at the local courts! 🔥🏓

Nothing beats great games, great energy, and an amazing pickleball community at Veterans Park in Woodbridge, VA.

A huge THANK YOU to all the local players who came out, showed love, and supported Mythos Paddles. ⚔️🐍

09/17/2026

Introducing APHRODITE, coming this October, the newest creation from Mythos Paddles—crafted for players who want refined performance with a truly luxurious feel.

✨ MPP EVA + Superfoam — plush response with confident power
✨ EmeryGrit Carbon Fiber — aggressive texture built for serious spin
✨ Ultra-Plush Grip — exceptionally soft, comfortable and premium in hand

Elegant by design. Dangerous by nature.

APHRODITE
Fall in love with your game.

Arriving October 2026.

09/09/2026

CERBERUS DOESN’T GIVE A F** ABOUT GRIT RATINGS OR USAP LIMITS. 🐺

THE AGRIOS SIDE OF CERBERUS IS ITS OWN TIER.

Savage bite. Filthy spin. Zero interest in behaving.

Think of it as the REC PLAY CHEAT CODE nobody asked for… but everyone at open play is about to complain about. 😂

No trophies on the line. No ranking points to protect.

Just you, your friends, and a completely unnecessary amount of grit.

Premium construction.
Questionable intentions.
ABSOLUTELY UNTAMABLE.

When you want finesse, play Damazo.

When you wake up and choose violence…

FLIP TO AGRIOS. 😈🐺

CERBERUS, TWO SIDES. ONE BEAST.

09/03/2026

Huge thanks to these fine folks!

🐺🐺🐺 THE FIRST GUARDIANS OF CERBERUS

Thank you to everyone who believed in Cerberus from the beginning. Your early support means everything to us.

⚔️ Welcome to the pack.

08/03/2026

08/03/2026

07/28/2026

🔥 The gates are opening.

The first run of Cerberus is almost here and only 50 paddles will be released on initial drop.

Meet the Dual-side, of Cerberus!

⚔️ Damazo — The tamed side for surgical d***s, resets, and total kitchen domination. Precision that tames the game.

🐺 Agrios — The grittiest, nastiest side. Unleash devastating power, vicious spin, and relentless attacks.

📩 Reserve your Cerberus today by sending us a DM.



Damazo

Agrios

07/27/2026

The first Medusa is landing across the pond!!

Thank you and congrats to be the first person to own a Medusa in UK!! This is a huge milestone for Mythos Paddles! 🫡

07/19/2026