11/02/2026
🏆 THE SUPERINTENDENT GOT HIS REVENGE… BUT THESE GUYS GOT THE LAST LAUGH! ⛳🎃
Apparently, our maintenance crew wasn't quite diabolical enough!
Congratulations to Tony McIntire, Jacob Dykstra, Will Schmidt and Scott Bloom who conquered our inaugural Superintendent's Revenge with an impressive 58 in the four-person scramble, winning by just ONE stroke over the team of Al & Andrew McCormick, Matt Kieffer and Jeremy Edwards, who finished at 59!
And this was no ordinary round of golf. 😈
The champions carded 7 birdies and 3 eagles, eagling three of the four par 5s — including Hole 7, appropriately named “The Devil's Tee,” where they had to tee off from a hillside at the beginning of the fairway!
Their birdies were equally impressive:
⛳ Hole 1 – “The Not-So-Warm Welcome” featured a raised cup with a notch in the back. Only putts entering through that notch counted. Somehow, they made birdie anyway!
🔊 Hole 12 – “The Never-Ending Mow” greeted golfers with the lovely sound of a lawn mower blasting from a speaker while they teed off. Apparently, these guys weren't distracted.
🏌️ Hole 16 – “Tee Box Relocation Program” moved the teeing area all the way to the driving range. Different angle, same result: birdie!
⛳ Hole 17 – “Balls Out & Shut Down” sent golfers to our practice chipping green instead of the regular green, complete with range balls scattered everywhere. Another birdie!
And those weren't the only surprises. Hole 4's “Three Flags, One Cup” had golfers guessing which of three flags actually marked the hole. Hole 8's “Rake Expectations” featured an absurd collection of rakes between the bunker and green, while Hole 10's “The Irrigation Situation” had golfers navigating a maze of conveniently “forgotten” irrigation hoses.
All part of Dennis's carefully planned effort to make everyone's day just a little more miserable. 😂
But perhaps the biggest surprise of the day was the turnout. 136 GOLFERS signed up for our very first Superintendent's Revenge! We were absolutely blown away by the response, and we can't thank everyone enough for coming out, embracing the craziness and making this inaugural event such a tremendous success!
And the best part? The only complaint we heard was that IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH! 🤣
When Dennis heard that, he had just three words:
“WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR.” 😈
He's now got an entire year to dream up an even more diabolical course setup. Something tells us the maintenance department is going to have a little too much fun planning this one.
Thanks again to all 136 golfers, congratulations to our champions and runners-up, and we'll see you next year for SUPERINTENDENT'S REVENGE II! 🎃⛳