21/09/2026
That's me in 2012. Lapa, Coke on the table, brandy not far behind.
So I'm not writing this to judge you. I know your weekend because I've been there.
You work crazy hours. You're up before the sun and home after dark. The gym is always "next Monday." Then Friday comes, the fire's going, and that first dop feels like you've earned it. And you have.
But I also know your Monday. You sleep badly, wake up flat, and have coffee instead of breakfast. By 3pm you're starving, and by the evening you're making the same promise to yourself again.
Here's what I want you to know. The braai isn't your problem, and neither is the dop. The problem is that nothing in your week balances it out.
Swipe to slide 3. Same fire, same mates, still a dop, and about 2,200 fewer calories. Then look at slide 7. There's no Sunday meal prep and no cooking, because everything comes straight off a shelf.
I'm not asking you to become an athlete. I'm asking for three things:
1. A whey shake in the morning
2. Water between your dops
3. Three 30-minute sessions a week
That's it. That's where it starts.
If you read this and thought "that's me," give me 7 days. It's free. I'll build it around your work, your braai and your weekend.
👉 Tap the link in my bio, or send me a DM that says SAVAGE.
Lekker braai this Thursday. 🔥