10/09/2026
Introducing our very own ‘Greens Machine’ 😂
Our Director, Conrad, is well known for getting stuck in and having a go at pretty much anything and everything.
Whether that’s serving in the shop, getting behind the bar, cleaning the clubhouse, conducting meetings, successfully applying for grants, renewing contracts and leases, arranging charity days and social events, teaching our juniors and underprivileged children, helping members and guests, course marshal, supporting the local community, securing investment and sponsorship, you name it, Conrad does it. Without fail. (He’ll hate us saying all this btw)
He even gets involved in the cooking, although if you ask Ross, portion control isn’t exactly one of his strengths. 🤔
And now, Conrad has decided to broaden his horizons even further and venture into the world of greenkeeping. Under the watchful eye of Jamie, he’s been learning a thing or two about looking after the greens.
Well, we can now officially announce that he has graduated to Certified Greens Machine™.
Here he is in action on the roller, performing his very own interpretation of the Casper Slide, with Jamie keeping a very close eye on proceedings, just in case Conrad decided to take the roller for a scenic tour of the 12th and down his drive.
Apparently, the 12th green is now smoother than it’s ever been. Jamie says that’s partly down to Conrad’s “little extra weight” providing some additional downward pressure. 👀
We haven’t told Conrad that bit yet, and we’d quite like to keep our jobs. He doesn’t have social media, so he won’t see this.
At this rate, there’ll be nothing our Director can’t do.
Next week, we’re expecting him to start repairing the irrigation system, although Jamie and the boys want ‘fewer’ leaks, not more 😆