Montgomery County Cornhole

09/11/2026

🚨 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: 𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘! 🚨

Joe T. is putting out the ultimate bat-signal to the entire co****le community! We are heading to the coast for a massive benefit tournament supporting the New Jersey Mounted Police, and we need EVERYONE on the boards!

Whether you throw a 10 PPR or you are just getting started, your ranking does NOT matter. This is all about family, community, and backing the blue on horseback!

Here are all the details you need to know:

📅 WHEN: Sunday, September 27, 2026
⏰ TIME: Bags fly at 12:00 PM sharp!
📍 WHERE: Surf Dog Bar and Grill (Woodbine, NJ)

We want to see a massive showing from ALL our brother and sister leagues across the region. MCC, CBC, CCC, FDRBOYZ, Penn Jersey, Co****le Craze, Devil's Hideout, Jersey Devils, Mann Bags, South Jersey Co****le, Red Horse, Red Barn, and everyone else in our extended co****le family: come out and represent your squad!

Surf Dog will have incredible drinks flowing and a full menu of killer food ready for us. Pro tip from Joe T. himself: do NOT sleep on the Honey Hot Pizza! 🍕🔥

A quick heads-up from the venue: please leave all outside alcohol at home and support the awesome staff at Surf Dog for hosting us.

⚠️ CRITICAL NOTE: We need players to sign up early so we can properly prep the brackets and ensure this event goes off without a hitch. If we do not get enough early registrations, we will be forced to cancel! Do not wait until the last minute!

Grab your bags, bring your crew, and let’s make some noise for the Mounted Police!

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09/10/2026

🔥 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧: 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝟭𝟬 𝗩𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧!🔥

We are shaking things up in the Shamrock Room at Good Will Fire Co. this Tuesday night, and you are NOT going to want to miss this one.

We’ve got a high-stakes tournament format on deck:
The Top 10 Singles & Doubles Showdown!

Here is the exact game plan for how it’s going to work:

🎯 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗦
Everyone signs up for the same tournament like normal.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟰-𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱-𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗻:
We start off with our usual 4 round-robin games to get everyone warmed up and generate the leaderboards.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝟭𝟬 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁
After the round-robin wraps, the overall Top 10 players on the leaderboard will earn their way into an elite, lone-wolf Singles Tournament to battle it out for individual supremacy! 👑 (the "Top Ten" can expand and reduce depending on the amount of players signed up)

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁
Everyone else outside the top 10 will get paired up automatically and launch into a wild Doubles Tournament to tear through the bracket! 🏆

Whether you're hunting for a spot in that exclusive Top 10 singles battle or looking to run the table with a partner in doubles, this format is going to create absolute chaos and tons of fun!

Spots will fill up fast for this special format, so do not wait until the last minute!

👇 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗧! 👇
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09/09/2026

We had an awesome crowd of 37 hungry players show up at MCC on Tuesday night. Luckily for everyone, Joe T. went all out with a massive order from Dino's Pizza, Pasta & Bar. And despite what our "unregistered" complainer thought, we definitely had plenty of wings on deck too, and they were absolutely delicious.

Once everybody was fed and ready to roll just past 7:00 PM, the bags started flying. Rob R. set the pace in the round robin with a solid 9.85 PPR. That brought us to our half time airmail show, where K Nay K ☄️ used his first two shots to dial in his range before burying his third toss to score another massive payout. The airmail pipe is looking pretty vulnerable lately. Its treasure stash has taken a beating three weeks in a row, but there is still plenty of cash left in the vault for next week.

When tournament time hit, the A Bracket saw the return of DaProfessor, who started hot with some big airmail bombs before running out of steam with his partner Jeffrey. Mighty Joe T. and Bud sent them packing and then set their sights on Glizzy King, Da Whiz, and Nate. What started as a tight matchup turned into a runaway as Joe and Bud locked up a 21-10 win, leaving Da Whiz and Nate in 3rd place. That set up our finals with King Seat holders Peng and Master V going up against Joe T. and Bud. Joe and Bud fought hard to sn**ch Game 1 with a razor thin 21-20 win, bringing us to a high stakes double-dip scenario. It looked like we were in for another nail biter, but Peng and Master V broke the King Seat curse, shut down the double-dip quickly, and took home the championship trophies provided by Bryan K.

🥇 PengWin & Master V
🥈 Joe T. & Bud S.
🥉 Da Whiz FDRBOYZ & Nate B.

In the B Bracket, Sandi and Mike battled their way to a great 3rd place finish. The championship match went all the way to a double-dip as well, but this time the comeback was successful. Scott and Xavier ran the gauntlet to upset Tyler and Spencer for 1st place in a wildly intense match filled with plenty of hooting and hollering from Spencer.

🥇 Scott S & XKW
🥈 PylerTurdy & Spencer F.
🥉 LUCKY MRS GETZ & Kraken the Boards

Special shoutout to Rath for pulling off the shot of the night with a ridiculous three bag collect into a four-bagger, wrapping up his game with a huge 12-6 point round.
You can watch it here on repeat: https://youtu.be/p8RW2NE9MVs?t=8254

Thanks a ton to everyone who came out to play, eat, and hang out. We will see you all next week. GO BIRDS! 🦅🦅🦅

09/08/2026

Game on!

09/08/2026

See you tonight! Come hungry.

🏈 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙𝗙! 🏈

Break out the jerseys, grab your bags, and get ready for an NFL TAILGATE PARTY inside the Shamrock Room at Good Will Fire Co.! 🦅💚

We’re celebrating the return of football season the best way possible: good food, ice-cold AC, and plenty of co****le.

Here’s the game plan for Tuesday night:

Wear Your Colors: 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗿! (If you root for another team, feel free to wear their jersey too... just expect a little friendly trash talk from the room). 🦅👕

We’ll have PIZZA ready to go, and word on the street is we might even have some WINGS showing up to keep everyone fueled for the brackets! 🍕🍗

No Partner Needed: Just show up! Switcholio handles all the matchmaking during the four round-robin games, so you get paired up automatically before brackets start. 📊

Whether you’re trying to take home the A-Bracket crown or just want to grab a slice, hang with the crew, and watch some bags fly, it’s going to be a great night.

Spots go fast, so jump in and get registered early!
👇𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧: 👇
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09/03/2026

🏈 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙𝗙! 🏈

Break out the jerseys, grab your bags, and get ready for an NFL TAILGATE PARTY inside the Shamrock Room at Good Will Fire Co.! 🦅💚

We’re celebrating the return of football season the best way possible: good food, ice-cold AC, and plenty of co****le.

Here’s the game plan for Tuesday night:

Wear Your Colors: 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗿! (If you root for another team, feel free to wear their jersey too... just expect a little friendly trash talk from the room). 🦅👕

We’ll have PIZZA ready to go, and word on the street is we might even have some WINGS showing up to keep everyone fueled for the brackets! 🍕🍗

No Partner Needed: Just show up! Switcholio handles all the matchmaking during the four round-robin games, so you get paired up automatically before brackets start. 📊

Whether you’re trying to take home the A-Bracket crown or just want to grab a slice, hang with the crew, and watch some bags fly, it’s going to be a great night.

Spots go fast, so jump in and get registered early!
👇𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧: 👇
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09/02/2026

At precisely 7:00 PM, the lights went up, the bags started flying, and another legendary night at MCC officially kicked off! The games were fast, fun, and brutally competitive from the very first toss.

When the round-robin dust settled, it was once again the Mighty Joe T. standing alone on the mountain top, snagging the Top Seed with a filthy 10.2 PPR! 📊

Then came everyone's favorite pastime: the Airmail Challenge. Whose lucky ticket was pulled? PENG. Yep. That guy.

He stepped up, took his shots, and sank one! Just one, but man, was it a sweeeet payout! The Airmail Pipe is definitely feeling vulnerable lately, but don't worry—its treasure chest is still holding onto a small fortune. Once the thunderous chants of "LET'S GO PENG!" finally died down, it was time for bracket warfare!

🏆 A-BRACKET
Fresh off his airmail payday, Peng teamed up with Bryan K. to storm into the A-Bracket King Seat after dispatching Joe T. & Billy.

Meanwhile, Hugo & Gavin stumbled early, but found their groove in the lower bracket to battle back and lock down a fantastic 3rd-place finish! 🥉

That set up the ultimate finale: Joe T. & Billy clawed their way back for the rematch against the Kings. Fueled by pure vengeance, Joe T. & Billy pulled off the DOUBLE-DIP to capture the A-Bracket Championship! 👑

🥇 Joe T. & Billy
🥈 Peng & Bryan K.
🥉 Hugo & Gavin

💥 B-BRACKET
Over in the B-Bracket, Steph got the ultimate lucky draw by pairing up with MCC's very own resident ghost. Together, they put on a show and claimed a solid 3rd-place podium spot! 👻

The championship match was an absolute battle between Larry & Frank and the dangerous squad of Vytas & Duane. Vytas & Duane pushed them to the brink, but Larry & Frank survived the double-dip threat and slammed the door to take the B-Bracket crown! 🏆

🥇 Larry & Frank
🥈 Vytas & Duane
🥉 Steph & The MCC Ghost 👻

A huge thank you to everyone who came out and brought the energy! Rest up those throwin' arms, because next week we are kicking off the opening of the NFL season with even more Tuesday night shenanigans!

GO BIRDS! 🦅💚🏈

08/31/2026

Join us tomorrow night!

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08/26/2026

⚔️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗖𝗖 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗠: 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗, 𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗦, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘-𝗗𝗜𝗣𝗦 ⚔️

Gather 'round the hearth, lords and ladies, for the grand tourney at the Great Hall of MCC has concluded! Forty-four brave warriors stepped onto the battlefield, seeking honor, fame, and a seat at the high table. Among the crowd were fresh mercenaries from distant lands, and even a mysterious assassin with no name... 🐺

🛡️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗠 & 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗬𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗩𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗧
When the preliminary skirmishes ended, one lord stood supreme above the rest. Lord Rob R. conquered the realm with a 9.45 PPR and an oppressive 3.6 DPR (Differential Per Round). It was a reign of terror so absolute that the smallfolk could only weep!

When it came time to face the dreaded Airmail Dragon, Lord Rob R. stepped up to the line, drew his weapon, and struck the beast dead-center! The dragon's vault cracked open, and a fortune in gold was claimed! 🕳️💰

👑 𝗔-𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘-𝗗𝗜𝗣 𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡
The main tourney began with an immediate ambush: Nate B. & Bryan K. dealt a heavy blow to Lord Rob R. & the Bag Slayer, casting them down into the treacherous lower bracket trenches.

Refusing to bend the knee, Rob & Bag Slayer fought their way back through a sea of bodies, leaving Nate B. & Bryan K. in the dirt with a respectable 3rd-place finish. They then marched straight into the throne room to challenge the ruling High Kings, El Dino & PengWin.

After a brutal, two-game siege, the rebellion was complete! Rob R. & Bag Slayer executed a ruthless DOUBLE-DIP, dethroning the kings and taking the crown for themselves! 🥇

🥇 Rob R. & Bag Slayer CCC
🥈 El dino 🦖🦖🎆 🇱🇷 & PengWin
🥉 Nate B. & Bryan K. 🇺🇸

🗡️ 𝗕-𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗡
Ah, but the true bloodbath occurred in the B-Bracket! A young warrior made her grand debut: Aria, the Girl With No Name. She was all business on the wood, raining down lethal airmails from above! Alas, she was burdened by her sworn companion, El Gato (a betrayal expected by all in the realm). Nevertheless, she secured her very first victory of many to come, ending her night 1-2 with her head held high! 🗡️🐺

Meanwhile, the newcomer Spencer F. joined forces with Warren the Mad Bagger. Together, they slaughtered their way to the finals, eliminating Bill S. & Chris R. (3rd Place) along the way.

This set up a legendary finale against Master V & Duane G. For 22 grueling minutes, steel clashed against leather on the wooden boards! In the end, by a razor-thin margin of 21-19, Master V & Duane G. held off the siege and claimed the B-Bracket Iron Throne! 🏆

🥇 Master V & Duane G.
🥈 Warren the Mad Bagger & Spencer F.
🥉 Bill S. & Chris R.

The banners have been lowered and the ale has been drunk. Our deepest gratitude to the 44 warriors who pledged their fealty last night! Rest your arms, tend to your wounds, and we shall meet on the battlefield again next week! 🦅🌽

08/24/2026

Hear ye, hear ye! Lords, ladies, and bag-slinging warriors of the realm: Tuesday night, at 7:01 PM, the battle for ultimate dominance returns to the Good Will Fire Co. Shamrock Room! 🏰🦅

The outdoor realm may be sweltering, but inside our great stone fortress, the temperature remains locked at a cool, climate-controlled 68 degrees. Gather your courage, bring your sacred 6x6 fabric weapons, and prepare for war!

Here is what awaits the great houses of the realm tonight:

🛡️ THE BATTLE FOR THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
The Girl Has No Name: Beware of the quiet assassins in our midst. Young Aria is walking the boards tonight, and like a true hero of Winterfell, she is ready to strike from the shadows and cross names off her hit list. Do you have what it takes to survive a matchup with her, or will you fall to her lethal precision? 🗡️🐺

The Iron Throne: Who will conquer the round-robin gauntlet, survive the brutal double-dip betrayals of the brackets, and claim the ultimate crown? Only one pair will ascend the podium to sit upon the Iron Throne of Tuesday night glory! 👑🔥

The Iron Bank of the Airmail Pipe: The pipe stands tall in the corner like the Iron Bank of Braavos: hoarding its massive dragon's vault of cash and ruthlessly denying all who dare challenge its power. Will a brave knight finally land the strike that breaches the vault tonight? 🕳️💰

No house banner or partner required! Step up to the boards, let the Switcholio algorithm assign your allies, and fight for your honor!

The banners are raised, the wood is prepped, and the feast of cold drinks awaits. Don't sit in your castle wishing you were in the fight!

👇 PLEDGE YOUR FEALTY AND REGISTER NOW! 👇
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