Hush Money Bikes

Rudi McTooterson got a new bike and when it came time for the picture she just started floating out of sheer delight. Wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

Venmo also accepted.

AVAILABLE NOW IN STORE AND ON THE LINE sorry for yelling* but we’re hella excited about how these turned out. The Claire Crop, named after shop homie and designed to match her Waheela C, is, as the name suggests, a crop top. But made with a technical material, not your ex-boyfriend’s ratty old SEC fraternity shirt. So like way better for riding bikes and without the emotional baggage. *not sorry **link’s up top

So this “Trent” guy rolls into town on a bus and needs a spoke cut and he said something about his steel wheels but they were carbon so ok whatever mister, we’ll fix your “steel” wheel and then afterward he’s like “do you want to listen to me play some music?” lol ok buddy sure you can play me some songs I guess? He still paid though so I guess he just wanted someone to listen to his song or whatever.

OMG UR 2 KYOOT LOL

YES HI HEY HELLO TED IS 50 TODAY here he is in front of his favorite bike shop. In lieu of birthday wishes, please tell Ted something he has to look forward to in his new decade.

Registration is on BikeReg. Expect a good time, expect a ride as hard as you want it to be, and expect an ai-free environment. Honestly you can expect an environment devoid of any intelligence at all if you know what we’re sayin’.

We made our last Waheela C our best Waheela C.

We’ve got nothing but love for our short wheel kings, ya heard?

Nobody will ever know. (.safely Not W**d sacks are in the shop. Honestly we will never know what you put in it, we don’t have a warrant.) BONUS! Every bag contains an assortment of stickers you don’t want to have to explain to your Nonna.