10/29/2026
🚨🚨 RUSTON, WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. THE DOGS ARE GETTING PROPERTY RIGHTS. 🚨🚨
After years of running around with absolutely nowhere to clock in, the dogs of Ruston are FINALLY getting their own park. 😭🐕 We’re cutting a ribbon, opening the gates, and giving these four-legged menaces a designated location to conduct their daily business of sniffing strangers, committing zoomies, and acting like they pay the mortgage.
BRING YOUR DOG. Bring your neighbor’s dog if your neighbor is cool with it. Bring the dog who has never known peace a day in its life because the cat keeps slapping it. This is THEIR moment. The grass is fresh, the gates are ready, and somebody’s dog is absolutely going to embarrass them in public. We just don't know whose yet. 💀
There will be humans, dogs, and an unreasonable amount of excitement over a patch of grass. Honestly, the dogs have no idea what a ribbon cutting is, but they heard the word park and have already started barking at the walls.
🐶 NO RSVP REQUIRED. TAIL WAGGING HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. PERSONALITIES UNHINGED. SEE Y'ALL THERE! 🐾💚