09/14/2026
🩷COME ADOPT FIGGIE!🩷
Meet Figgie, a tiny puppy with the face of an angel and the emotional stability of a Victorian widow who just received devastating news. She is ridiculously cute, wildly dramatic, and somehow manages to make every minor inconvenience look like a personal betrayal🤣.
Figgie has perfected the art of the deep, offended stare. Didn’t pick her up fast enough? Betrayal. Moved her two inches? Unacceptable. Existing without giving her attention? Frankly, she’ll be speaking with management.
Underneath all that drama is a sweet little girl who is ready to find her person and be spoiled accordingly. Figgie is accepting applications for a forever home, provided you understand that you are not adopting her, she is adopting you👀.
Her adoption fee is $150 (CASH OR CHECK ONLY) and that includes UTD on all vaccinations, microchip, rabies vaccine, and spay/neuter.