27/09/2026
π¨ UNDEFEATED SEASON ALERT (so far...) π¨
What a way to kick off Game One! A massive win where literally everyone chipped in, and best of all, we actually played in the right spirit (who are we and what have we done with the real team? π).
Hereβs the breakdown of the magic:
π The Bowling Cartel: Huge shoutout to the seven-headed monster of Doc, Petrol, Brad, Pete, Chris, Sam, and PJ. Absolute masterclass with the ball today. Great to watch!
π₯ Play of the Day: Doc taking an absolute screamer of a Caught & Bowled! Itβs a complete tragedy the Frogbox wasnβt rolling... guess itβs just an urban legend now. Pics or it didn't happen, Doc! ππΉ
π₯ The Run Chase: We chased down the total WITHOUT LOSS! The opening partnership was flawless, featuring some absolute highlight-reel shots from Matt P and the other guy.
π₯΅ Nerves of Steel: Shoutout to Gordie, who sat fully padded up, absolutely sweating bullets over the terrifying prospect of having to go out and face one or two balls... only to not be needed at all. Sorry you didn't get to show your wares, mate. Keep those pads warm for next time! π‘οΈπ
Awesome job, lads. See you all back on the park in two weeks, or at training if you can drag yourselves there! π»ππͺ