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A big thank you to all of our guest readers from last Friday's "Where The Rivers F***" night of erotic fan fiction! Thes...
09/15/2026

A big thank you to all of our guest readers from last Friday's "Where The Rivers F***" night of erotic fan fiction!
These events simply could not succeed without the brave and sexy people who get up on stage, sit in the same chair I use to dom my D&D group every 2 weeks, and read the best, worst s**t the anonymous weirdos of the internet could conceive.
Thank you of course to Mallard’s Milk Bar for hosting!
Hope to see you all at the next one!

Only one week left in our ninth season, and team "DJ" has decided they're going for it! Collecting some massive gains th...
09/03/2026

Only one week left in our ninth season, and team "DJ" has decided they're going for it! Collecting some massive gains this week they propel themselves into second place, but can they overcome the gap to become this season's champions?

Season 9 wraps up on September 15th & 16th, with tickets available at www.coldbear.ca/collections/events now!

And if you want some trivia that's GOES OUTSIDE THE BOX then Sept 29th and 30th check out our non-league nights for some extra fun.

Hope to see you boffins there!

You dirty little rascals asked for it, so here it c**s! "Where the Rivers F***" is back for our second edition next mont...
08/21/2026

You dirty little rascals asked for it, so here it c**s! "Where the Rivers F***" is back for our second edition next month on Friday, September 11!

Circle up with the rest of Arnprior's most daring and exciting event goers as our readers regale us with the best and worst erotic fan fiction the internet can provide!

Tickets available through www.mallardsmilkbar.com or in person at Mallard’s Milk Bar soon!

SEASON NINE IS OFFICIALLY ON, AND HOO-BOY WHAT A CLOSE START! Ambitiously re-titled "Tied 4 First" save face by actually...
07/09/2026

SEASON NINE IS OFFICIALLY ON, AND HOO-BOY WHAT A CLOSE START! Ambitiously re-titled "Tied 4 First" save face by actually coming in first, while "DJ", "Dumpster Fire 40k", "Sassy Lil' Fact Gremlins", and "Three Amigos" keep close on their heels leaving only a three point spread in our Top Five.

Listen. I don't want to be that guy. But my ancestors died for our freedom to go to pub trivia and to not even TRY it, well, that's just disrespectful to our nation's history, quite frankly.

I'm going to get in trouble for this one, huh?

NEXT Trivia is on July 21 & 22 with tickets at Cold Bear's website now!

Arnprior looked at FAQ Trivia, quivering in anticipation. FAQ Trivia looked deep into the deep, river blue of those eyes...
06/29/2026

Arnprior looked at FAQ Trivia, quivering in anticipation. FAQ Trivia looked deep into the deep, river blue of those eyes. "Do you want me to show you a good time?"

Arnprior leaned back, slowly unbuttoning the top few buttons of the lacy blouse that graced their chest. "Yes. Show me a good time."

"Ok. Then come to Mallard's Milk Bar on July 10th for a hilarious night of dramatic reading of erotic fan fiction."

"Oh f***, yes, I'm coming!" said Arnprior, desperately buying tickets at https://www.mallardsmilkbar.com/product/where-the-rivers-f-/XDW2YQK2IJGTCVUETZN3RJGJ now!

Looking for something to do this weekend? FAQ Trivia will be at Cafe Tilda for Arnprior's Sip, Shop, Stretch evenr! We w...
06/19/2026

Looking for something to do this weekend? FAQ Trivia will be at Cafe Tilda for Arnprior's Sip, Shop, Stretch evenr! We will berunning mini-trivia at 10am, 12pm and 2pm, with Kids Trivia available all-day (from 10-2).

Hope to see you there!

Another week of trivia on the books, and what a week! Our Wednesday night game had only two points separating 5/6 of our...
05/28/2026

Another week of trivia on the books, and what a week! Our Wednesday night game had only two points separating 5/6 of our teams! Congratulations to "McNab/Braeside Swingers Club" and "Brew-Tang Clan" for being our two winners this week!

Our next league nights are June 9 & 10, with tickets available at www.coldbear.ca/collections/events now!

Trivia in the sun! Out inaugural event of the summer at was a huge hit, with seven teams coming out to enjoy a pint, a ...
05/22/2026

Trivia in the sun! Out inaugural event of the summer at was a huge hit, with seven teams coming out to enjoy a pint, a pint, and some head-scratchers! Congrats to "The Strange Animals" for being our first winners!

Next event is on JUNE 7TH and tickets can be reserved by contacting Mallard's Milk Bar today!

Our movie reviews may have been 1 star this week, but trivia was a five star banger as always! Season 8 kicked off this ...
04/16/2026

Our movie reviews may have been 1 star this week, but trivia was a five star banger as always! Season 8 kicked off this week and "Dumpsters of Fires Past" clutched an early lead, with newcomers "Bologna Brudders" winning our Wednesday night and making an impressive debut.

Tickets for season 8 events are available at www.coldbear.ca/collections/events now! Don't miss out on the event Variety would probably call the don't-miss night of the year if they knew we existed.

*fanfare* Season Seven has concluded and our winners are "Dumpster Fire (Water) World)! *fanfare*I'm so excited to not s...
03/19/2026

*fanfare* Season Seven has concluded and our winners are "Dumpster Fire (Water) World)! *fanfare*

I'm so excited to not say that name out loud again. I'm a human being with dignity and I refuse. BREVITY, said Polonius.

What a fun week and fun season! I'm looking forward to warmer weather and you can look forward to me in shorts!

Our next dates are March 31 and April 1 which will be a "just-for-fun" not league night, so scores from those nights won't carry over. It's also April Fools, and I am going to f**k with you. So don't miss it!

Get your tickets for all of our Season 8 dates at www.coldbear.ca/collections/events now!

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