DRG Roller Derby

Happy birthday to the one and only Corporal Hits 🦖❤️

Ref, NSO, tech support, voice of reason, and all-round legend helping keep DRG rolling both on and off track. Your constant support means more than you probably realise. Whether it’s stepping in to help, quietly keeping things running smoothly, or backing the team in a hundred little ways, you’re always there when it counts.

Also, massive respect for being one half of derby power couple chaos with Glittery Menace and a full-time feminist king while doing it 💅✨

We’re very lucky to have you in our corner, Corporal. Hope your birthday is every bit as brilliant as you are 🎉

Final stop. Last game of the 5N season.

Tomorrow we head to Keynsham, and it all comes down to this.

🦖 Raptors vs Romans 🏺
A claw-biting season finale with everything still to play for.

📍 Wellsway Sports Centre, Keynsham, BS31 1PH
🕝 Doors: 2:30pm
🛼 First whistle: 3pm
🦖 DRG hit the track at 5pm

Big hits, tighter packs, and full dino energy from start to finish.

Come back your local roller derby dinosaurs, make some noise, and help us close out the season properly.

Let’s hunt. 🦖

Happy birthday to our very own Bereft 🦓🎉

Our resident Zebra and club secretary, quietly keeping things on track and stepping in when we need you most, always fair, always dependable.

We appreciate you, even if you’re not always in the thick of it 💫
Have a brilliant birthday!

🚨 (Belated) Bank Holiday Birthday love for our one and only ADHBee 🚑💛

Our resident police officer, medic, and all-round Queen of emergencies! If there’s ever a moment of chaos, you can guarantee ADHBee is already there, calm, capable, and ready to help. Whether it’s a kind ear when someone needs it most, a spot-on concussion check, or making sure a teammate gets home safe, you’ve always got our backs 🐝

You bring care and strength to the team and we are so glad you came back!

We hope your birthday was as brilliant as you are (even if we’re fashionably late to the party) 🎉💫

Big love from all of us 💛

Happy birthday to the unstoppable force that is Torrential Raine 🌧️💥

Rolling in and making waves from day one, and we LOVE to see it. Following in your mum’s footsteps and becoming one half of our iconic mother-daughter duo? Honestly, legendary behaviour 🛼👯‍♀️

You’re still new(ish) but already leaving your mark, and we can’t wait to see the storm you keep building ⚡️

Have the best birthday Raine!

Big birthday love to our absolute ray of sunshine, Cap’n Crash 💥

From day one you’ve brought the kind of energy that lifts the whole team up - positive, bubbly, kind, and always creating something fun or fabulous. Whether you’re smashing it on skates or hyping up your teammates, you make DRG a brighter, better place just by being you 💞

Wishing you the BEST birthday 🛼🎉🦖