Birdie - Household Personal Assistant

An open letter to Erling Haaland...
Dear Erling, I'd love to offer you a free decluttering and organisation session.
We could sort out your cute little boots, organise all those water bottles you love to fall over, label your balls etc.
Only thing is I can only do 10pm this Saturday 🙄 Totally free of charge- forget what I previously said about weekend charges!
What do you think? Lets get you all organised ready for your trip back home, good lad.
Love Birdie xx
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Weekends...
Now weekends are very precious to me however with more and more bookings I am going to trial a few Saturday slots.
There will be a 20% increase for weekends because I value my time (10% for existing customers) but appreciate you may need to get 💩 done 😆
If you need help sooner than I am able to do on weekdays, please reach out.
And if weekends are not for you I may need to create a waiting list, like some kind of NHS dentist 😆

I hope you are all staying hydrated and safe in this heat!💧💧💧

Thankfully I am in the office with paperwork tomorrow and no client has to view the mess I am in this heat 😆
However todays lovely client- not so lucky 😆

But on a serious note- look after yourselves 🤍

Photo credit Prusicilla du Preez

When a client comes to me and says they are juggling too many balls? I can help... a clear, concise plan, step by step instructions...
So today I took my own advice and took instructions like I was a client!
There is never any shame in asking for help when it all gets a bit much ⭐️
A definite plan of action, goals set and all is well again ⭐️
(please note- not actual footage of all my balls 🙄)




*photo credit Zak Neilson

I have two 2-3 hour Wednesday afternoon slots available for July - 8th or 15th) - suitable for a quick declutter of a small space or admin tasks... and then im fully booked for July- you snooze you lose 🤩💤- book now!

Life is busy! And I could not be happier with all of the work coming my way 🙏
One of the most amazing things about this job is the sheer variety and the last two weeks have been no exception!
From helping a family pack up to relocate and follow their dreams, helping declutter after a break-up, swapping out winter clothes for the summer wardrobe (and now look at the rain 🤦‍♀️) to hearing all about a new clients celebrity connections- including a rather saucy story about Tom Jones y-fronts 🙄😆
I cannot help in June but I will release my July dates soon 🙏

When your client is a huge Spice Girls fan and has a pair of actual Mel B's shoes!
And yes I did run my finger over them to try and absorb her awesome energy 🙄😆

For all clients booked in this week please note I may well arrive like this... bloomin heck it is warm!
Suncream, sunhats, stay hydrated people! 🌞

Thank you for keeping me busy!
June is fully booked but please get in touch if you would like to book for July ⭐️

It is never too early to encourage children to help pick up after themselves and making it fun always helps!
These colourful stickers (available from Amazon) can be placed on little ones wardrobes and drawers to help children see exactly where items live.
Getting children involved encourages them to keep their space tidy and every little helps when you have a busy home ⭐️