03/09/2026
“I want to achieve a middle split”
Me: “How close are you already?”
“Oh just starting. Can’t really get low at all yet”
Me: “How long do you think it’s going to take?”
“Hopefully a couple of weeks”
Me: 🙄 “Try 5 years”
But a pancake is def on the list for everyone who can put in the work, and it’s a check point on the way to middle splits anyway
04/08/2026