11/08/2026
🐶 THE ADVENTURES OF COLIN AKA CLUBBER THE FLUMP
Evening everyone 👋🏻
It’s that time again… another weekly update from the hardest-working sausage in North Shields.
And as you can see from the first photo, I’m absolutely exhausted.
Being this handsome is a full-time job.
This week I’ve mainly been concentrating on the important things in life…
Eating.
Chewing absolutely anything I can get my teeth around.
Following Dad everywhere he goes.
Lying on him whenever he sits down.
And generally making sure he gets absolutely no personal space whatsoever. 😂
I’ve also been out on my daily adventures, meeting more dogs and continuing my mission to become the most sociable little sausage in the North East.
Obviously no adventure is complete without refreshments…
So Dad took me down to The Lock by the marina, where I enjoyed another pup cup. 🐶🍦
I’m starting to understand how this works now…
Go for walk ➡️ look cute ➡️ Dad buys pup cup.
It’s a solid system and I see absolutely no reason to change it. 😂
I’m currently considering putting “Professional Pup Cup Reviewer” in my Instagram bio.
So far everywhere gets 10/10.
Although to be fair… I’d eat one in a bus shelter. 😂
The highlight of my week though was seeing Woody in the park. 🐶❤️
Woody is my very best mate.
Whenever we see each other it’s straight over for a sniff, a play and a catch-up about everything that’s happened since we last met.
Mainly sticks, food and which humans are easiest to manipulate for treats.
Important stuff.
Dad reckons I’m growing up fast now, but I keep reminding him that I’m still small enough to climb on top of him, chew things while sitting on him and demand cuddles whenever I fancy them.
And if that doesn’t work…
I just stare at him with these eyes. 🥺
Works every single time.
Anyway, another successful week completed.
Eat. Sleep. Play. Pup cup. Cause chaos. Find Dad. Repeat.
Life as Clubber the Flump is pretty bloody good. 🐶❤️
See you next week.
Love,
Colin AKA Clubber the Flump 🐾❤️
09/08/2026
You won’t always feel motivated. You won’t always feel ready. And some days, doing what needs to be done will be the last thing you fancy.
But those days matter the most.
Every time you stop negotiating with yourself and follow through anyway, you’re building discipline, confidence and trust in yourself.
Your goals don’t need more excuses.
They need you to keep showing up, especially when it would be easier not to. 👊🏻
06/08/2026
When Jamie first reached out, he wasn’t looking for anything fancy.
He just wanted to get stronger, feel more confident in the gym, and stop second-guessing himself every time he trained.
Fast forward to now…
The numbers on the bar have gone up, his confidence has grown, and training has become something he genuinely looks forward to instead of something he has to force himself to do.
But the biggest transformation isn’t just physical.
It’s the consistency he’s built. The routine he’s created. The trust he’s developed in both the process and himself.
Results like this don’t come from finding the perfect programme. They come from showing up, staying accountable, and putting in the work week after week.
Proud of everything you’ve achieved so far, Jamie.
If his story resonates with you DM me the word “TRANSFORM” today! Only 2 spots available for August!
04/08/2026
🐶 The Adventures of Colin AKA Clubber the Flump – Episode 27
Evening everyone! 👋🏻
Thought I’d give you all a little update on my week…
⚖️ First things first… I’m now 6.1kg! Dad keeps saying I’m “just a little sausage,” but I’m pretty sure I’m built like a bodybuilder now.
🦷 I’ve officially learned to brush my own teeth. Dad bought me a toothbrush but, to be fair, I mostly just chew it. Same result… fresh breath, I reckon.
🥩 My Marley Bones meal prep delivery arrived this week too. Dad says I’ve got a better diet than most of his clients. I don’t know what that means, but the food disappears pretty quickly.
🖤 I got my very own TeamCal507 hoodie. Safe to say I look absolutely class. I reckon I’ll be coaching online by Christmas.
☕ We headed down to Cullercoats for my favourite treat… a pup cup! I still don’t understand why humans drink coffee instead of whipped cream.
🐶 Best bit of the week though… I met Nova! We had a proper sniff, a little play, and we’re officially best mates now. Dad says I’ll have loads of doggy pals before long, but Nova’s got first place in the friendship league.
🦴 I’ve also discovered that chewing a bone is even better if it’s balanced on Dad’s face while he’s trying to relax. It’s called multitasking.
❤️ Dad says I’m growing up too fast. I don’t really understand what he means because I still sleep on his chest, steal his socks, put my paw on his face when I want attention, and make sure I’m touching him whenever I’m chewing something.
Life’s pretty good.
See you next week…
Love,
Colin AKA Clubber the Flump 🐾❤️
P.S. Dad keeps telling everyone he’s rescued me… but between the cuddles, pup cups, my Marley Bones meals, my TeamCal507 hoodie and my new best mate Nova… I think I’ve trained him far better than he’s trained me. 😂🐶❤️
04/08/2026
🐶 The Adventures of Colin AKA Clubber the Flump – Episode 27
Morning everyone! 👋🏻
Thought I’d give you all a little update on my week…
⚖️ First things first… I’m now 6.1kg! Dad keeps saying I’m “just a little sausage,” but I’m pretty sure I’m built like a bodybuilder now.
🦷 I’ve officially learned to brush my own teeth. Dad bought me a toothbrush but, to be fair, I mostly just chew it. Same result… fresh breath, I reckon.
🥩 My Marley Bones meal prep delivery arrived this week too. Dad says I’ve got a better diet than most of his clients. I don’t know what that means, but the food disappears pretty quickly.
🖤 I got my very own TeamCal507 hoodie. Safe to say I look absolutely class. I reckon I’ll be coaching online by Christmas.
☕ We headed down to Cullercoats for my favourite treat… a pup cup! I still don’t understand why humans drink coffee instead of whipped cream.
🐶 Best bit of the week though… I met Nova! We had a proper sniff, a little play, and we’re officially best mates now. Dad says I’ll have loads of doggy pals before long, but Nova’s got first place in the friendship league.
🦴 I’ve also discovered that chewing a bone is even better if it’s balanced on Dad’s face while he’s trying to relax. It’s called multitasking.
❤️ Dad says I’m growing up too fast. I don’t really understand what he means because I still sleep on his chest, steal his socks, put my paw on his face when I want attention, and make sure I’m touching him whenever I’m chewing something.
Life’s pretty good.
See you next week…
Love,
Colin AKA Clubber the Flump 🐾❤️
P.S. Dad keeps telling everyone he’s rescued me… but between the cuddles, pup cups, my Marley Bones meals, my TeamCal507 hoodie and my new best mate Nova… I think I’ve trained him far better than he’s trained me. 😂🐶❤️