12/06/2026
SPONSORSHIP SEC
Tobeya is a great centre back and next year’s sponsorship sec, he has been a rock at the back all season.
Prestigious club with four teams representing Southampton University in BUCS. Western 2A
National 1A Cup Finalists 2020
12/06/2026
SPONSORSHIP SEC
Tobeya is a great centre back and next year’s sponsorship sec, he has been a rock at the back all season.
12/06/2026
TOUR SEC
Logan is rapid, technical a massive problem for fullbacks, and also probably going to be an even bigger problem of a tour sec, this wasn’t a pitty vote and he definitely didn’t go for every role at AGM, my moneys on a trip to skeggy butlins next July.
12/06/2026
WELFARE SEC
Ildis is a quality footballer and a useless social sec, as we have all found out (still not as bad as Tom Hunt) but after seeing him in the ring he’d probably rock me for saying that. Hopefully next year he has more success being welfare sec and being a key player in the 1s ahead of the upcoming season
12/06/2026
TREASURER
Charlie Mclaughlin has been a solid player for the 4s all season, with his main highlights being a goal at varsity ( just a shame the only angle is from a ring doorbell) and getting himself locked in Sainsbury’s toilets
12/06/2026
CLUB SEC
Ash has been a consistent and reliable player for the 3s all season. Hopefully this haircut isn’t anything to judge his new role by.
12/06/2026
KIT SEC
Toby is also next years kit sec, the winger/ST has popped up with some great performances this season and has been solid for the 2s
12/06/2026
KIT SEC
Jackson has been a great all round player for the 1s this season, and is next years kit sec, luckily his footballing ability is better than his drinking ability otherwise we would have another Tom Hunt on our hands.
12/06/2026
SOCIAL SEC
Jarvis has been a good player for the 2s this season, but an even better taxi for the 1s. The rapid winger will be keen to get on the pitch next season, and hopefully is more use of a social sec then he showed at pub golf
12/06/2026
SOCIAL MEDIA SEC
John is next years social media sec and has been a core player for the 4s this season, highlights include a huge double save at home to Falmouth, “stepping it up a gear” and also being surprisingly good at burpees for a man who’s claimed to have one knee all year.
12/06/2026
SOCIAL MEDIA SEC
this years 4s captain claimed players player of the season and shamelessly top goalscorer after 4 goals against Marjons and a “goal” vs medics is this years social media sec.