10/06/2026
Waitlist team # 2
🔥💪 TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT: VIEJAS BUT NOT EXPIRED
Representing CrossFit Village Gen & Team Training Day, introducing...
Brenda Torres & Yohandra Hernandez!
They call themselves “Viejas But Not Expired.”
Translation: Old ladies… but definitely NOT expired. 😂
And before anyone gets too comfortable with the “Viejas” part...
These are two STRONG women who clearly didn’t get the memo that they’re supposed to slow down. 💀
🔥 Brenda Torres – Strong, competitive, and built with the kind of horsepower that makes you question whether “Vieja” is actually Spanish for “absolute unit.” 😂
She doesn’t need anyone cheering her on.
Just put another team slightly ahead of her and watch how quickly s**t gets serious.
💪 Yohandra Hernandez – Just as strong and exactly the kind of partner Brenda needs.
Not because she’ll keep Brenda under control...
Because she’ll make the bad idea even worse. 😂
If Brenda says, “We can go faster,” Yohandra isn’t asking questions.
She’s already moving. 💀🔥
Together they’re Viejas But Not Expired...
Strong as hell.
Competitive as hell.
And apparently way too stubborn to acknowledge an expiration date. 😂
They’re not coming to prove they can still hang.
They’re coming to make everyone else wonder if THEY can hang. 💀🔥
The name says Viejas...
The performance is going to say “mind your damn business.” 😂💪🔥
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