Baxter Cricket Club

Baxter Cricket Club - Woolworths Cricket Blast
Woolworths Cricket Blast is the perfect fun‑first cricket program for kids aged 5–10. It’s all about high‑energy activities, learning the basics, making friends and having a great time.

At Baxter, our Blasters sessions are friendly, inclusive and packed with action. Kids enjoy skill‑building games, mini‑matches and plenty of laughs — no experience needed. Every participant also receives their own Cricket Blast pack to help them feel part of the team.

A great introduction to cricket and a fantastic way to get active. Join the Baxter Blasters and let your child discover the joy of the game.

🏏 Baxter Cricket Club – Child Safety
Baxter Cricket Club is committed to providing a safe, welcoming and inclusive environment for all children and young people.
For the 2026/27 season, we endorse and adopt the relevant Australian Cricket and Cricket Victoria child safety, member protection, reporting and complaints policies.
For concerns or complaints, please contact our Child Safety Officer & Complaints Manager:
Lauren O'Meara
📧 [email protected]
For full policy details:
https://www.cricketvictoria.com.au/child-safe-member.../

🔥💛 BAXTER WOMEN’S REGISTRATIONS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN! 💙🔥
Sound the alarms. Release the confetti cannons. Someone please restrain the committee before they start dancing in the car park.

Because YES — it’s happening.
The Senior Women’s Team is ready to roll into 2026/27 like a glitter‑covered freight train of talent, laughter, questionable warm‑ups, and unmatched Baxter energy.

If you’ve ever thought:
✨ “I want to play cricket but also laugh until my ribs hurt”
✨ “I want teammates who hype me up like I’ve just hit a World Cup century”
✨ “I want to be part of a team that is 50% skill, 50% chaos, 100% heart”

Then congratulations — this is your moment.

👉 Register right here, legends:
https://www.playhq.com/cricket-australia/register/1a378c

Whether you’re a seasoned gun, a returning hero, or someone who’s still not entirely sure which end of the bat is the handle — we want YOU.

Let’s make this season loud, proud, hilarious, competitive, chaotic, and absolutely Baxter.

💛💙 Baxter Women: where the vibes are elite and the cricket is even better.

💙🔥 SEASON LAUNCH IN 4 WEEKS, BAXTER FAMILY! 🔥💙
Yep… four.
As in one month.
As in “plenty of time” for the organised people and “already panicking” for the rest of us.

📅 Tuesday 29th September
⏰ 7pm start
📍 Baxter Club Rooms
💸 $20 per head
Includes finger food + 1 free drink (b**r, w**e, soft drink) or 1 discounted spirit if you’re feeling spicy.

This is your early reminder — the friendly kind, not the “screaming at you on Facebook the night before” kind! (although that is coming in about 3 weeks and 6 days!)

We’re talking:
💙Warm vibes
💛Good food
💙Better company
💛Questionable stories
💙And the official kickoff to another Baxter season full of chaos, heart, and absolute legends.

Bring your mates, bring your family, bring that one friend who always says “I’ll come next year” — this is the year.

Four weeks.
Plenty of time to plan.
Plenty of time to get excited.
Plenty of time to pretend you’re organised.

Let’s launch this season properly, Baxter. 💙🔥🦡

🚨 SENIOR REGISTRATION IS OFFICIALLY OPEN 🚨
And yes… this is your sign. Your reminder. Your nudge. Your gentle-but-chaotic shove.

It’s time to register.
Not tomorrow.
Not “after I make a cuppa.”
Not “once I find my password from 2018.”
NOW.

Because every year we see the same thing:
A stampede of panicked humans sprinting to register at the last minute like it’s the final lap of the Olympics and their dignity is on the line.

Let’s not do that again.
Let’s be organised.
Let’s be majestic.
Let’s be the club that registers early and doesn’t cause the committee a collective meltdown.

So grab your phone, your laptop, your neighbour’s Wi-Fi if you must —
REGISTER TODAY.
Your future self (and your team manager) will thank you.

Season’s coming.
Spots are waiting.
Don’t be that person.

🔥 Let’s go, legends. Senior rego is OPEN — get amongst it! 🔥
REGISTER HERE
https://www.playhq.com/cricket-australia/register/1a378c

🎉 JUNIOR REGISTRATIONS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN! 🎉
Parents, guardians, and professional sideline snack‑providers… it’s go time.

If your child grew three shoe sizes, two hat sizes, and somehow outgrew last season’s shirt while it was still in the wash, don’t panic — we’ve got you.

👕 A brand‑new playing shirt is INCLUDED with registration this year.
Because let’s be honest: kids don’t “grow”. They level up like they’re speed‑running a video game.

⚡️ One minute they’re a size 8.
⚡️ Blink.
⚡️ Suddenly they’re 14, have a moustache, and are asking for protein powder.

We get it.

So let’s make life easy — sign them up, get the fresh shirt, and let them loose for another season of Baxter brilliance.

👉 Register here:
https://www.playhq.com/cricket-australia/register/0c527e

Bring on the fun, the friendships, the chaos, the cricket… and the kids who somehow manage to lose their brand‑new shirt by Round 2.
We can’t wait to see our juniors back out there.

🏏 SENIOR MEN’S PRE‑SEASON TRAINING TONIGHT
Gentlemen… dust off your gear, stretch whatever body parts still function, and prepare for another night of athletic confusion.

📍 Frankston Indoor Sports, Carrum Downs
⏰ 7:30pm – 9pm
💸 $10 per head (yes, even if you “forgot your wallet” again)

Expect the usual chaos:
🔵Someone arriving late with a story that definitely didn’t need three chapters
🟡Warm-ups that resemble a wildlife documentary
🔵A bloke claiming he’s “been training heaps” despite breathing like a busted accordion
🟡Balls flying into places that violate several OH&S guidelines
🔵And the collective reminder that cricket fitness is… its own species

💰 FOR THE SERIAL CASH‑FORGETTERS
Because some of you have mastered the ancient art of “accidentally not bringing money,” we’ve made escaping payment impossible.

If your wallet mysteriously vanishes again, simply sacrifice your $10 here:
BSB: 633‑000
ACN: 138373154

Think of it as your donation to the “Senior Men’s Rust Removal Program.”

Bring your kit, your chaos, your crisp ten bucks (or your phone for the transfer), and let’s get stuck into it.

🚨 GOOD MORNING BAXTER… IT’S 5AM AND YOU HAVE 12 HOURS LEFT 🚨
If you want your merch or playing gear BEFORE the season starts, you have until:

🕔 5pm TODAY

After that, you’ll be turning up to Round 1 looking like a community service worker who wandered onto the field by accident.

And let’s be brutally honest:
Some of you are only just now remembering that your playing gear is still rotting in your bag from last season —
the shirt that could strip paint,
the socks that have achieved spiritual enlightenment,
the bat that’s basically a stick you found behind the shed.

If you don’t order today, your new gear won’t arrive until after the season starts, and you’ll be out there looking like a cautionary tale for future generations.

👉 Shop link:
https://www.playhq.com/cricket-australia/org/baxter-cricket-club/cf16bbc8/shop

This is it.
No excuses.
No extensions.
No sympathy.
Order now before your teammates start a petition to ban you from being seen in public.

🚨 FINAL REMINDER FOR MERCH & PLAYING GEAR 🚨
If you want your Baxter gear BEFORE the season starts, this is it.
No more gentle nudges. No more friendly reminders.
Just cold, hard truth:

🕔 Orders close 5pm Sunday
Miss it… and you’ll be rocking up to Round 1 looking like a walking cautionary tale.

And let’s be real — some of you only just opened your kit bag today and discovered:

🔵last season’s shirt that could peel paint
🟡socks that have achieved sentience
🔵a bat that’s basically firewood
🟡and absolutely nothing fit for human eyes

If you don’t order now, your fresh gear won’t arrive until after the season starts, and you’ll be out there looking like you got dressed in the dark at Vinnies.

👉 Shop link:
https://www.playhq.com/cricket-australia/org/baxter-cricket-club/cf16bbc8/shop

This is your final warning.
Order. Now. Before your teammates start a GoFundMe for your dignity.

💛💙 LADY RAZORBAX 💙💛
💛💙 PRE‑SEASON: SEVERE WEATHER WARNING ISSUED 💙💛
Attention Baxter community, innocent bystanders, and anyone who values their personal safety:

Pre‑season TODAY, 4pm–5pm at Jubilee Park Stadium.
Authorities have not officially declared it a disaster zone............ yet…
But they’re watching. Closely.

If you’ve ever wanted to try cricket, meet new people, or witness a group of women collectively ignore the concept of “warm up properly,” this is your golden opportunity.
New players, returning players, chaos tourists — come down and have a try.
We promise nothing except entertainment and mild emotional damage.

🌪️ EXPECTED CONDITIONS INCLUDE:
🔵Wind gusts of 120km/h generated solely by someone swinging a bat like they’re fighting off a demon
🟡Unpredictable ball trajectories that defy physics, logic, and three separate safety guidelines
🔵Sudden outbreaks of cardio, usually followed by immediate regret
🟡A rogue player doing drills that look like they’re summoning ancient spirits
🔵A team huddle that somehow becomes a gossip session AND a tactical meeting AND a therapy circle
🟡Rampage and Riot observing from the clouds like a disappointed weather god
🔵Someone yelling “WHY ARE MY LEGS DOING THAT?” while running in a direction they did not choose
🟡A level of enthusiasm that could power the Frankston train line for a week

🌩️ WHO SHOULD COME?
💙Anyone who wants to try cricket
💛Anyone who wants to laugh
💙Anyone who wants to witness chaos in its purest form
💛Anyone who enjoys the thrill of dodging flying objects
💙Anyone who thinks “I’ll just come for a look” and ends up doing fielding drills against their will

Bring water. Bring snacks. Bring emotional resilience.
Maybe bring a helmet. Maybe bring insurance.

🐗🐗Up the Razorbax — may the stadium survive the afternoon.🐗🐗