06/09/2026
Good news—the kids head back to school tomorrow (Well for a few days)! 🎒🎉
As their routine falls back into place, it’s the perfect time to reset yours. We’ve added new classes over the summer to give you even more options to fit your schedule. Whether your goal is building strength or boosting endurance, we’ve got everything you need to get moving again.
Get booked in now and claim your spot! 💪
Remember, first class is free and you are always welcome to bring a friend to show them how much fun you have in your sessions.
www.funktion.je
04/09/2026
We move people, so they can move their world 💥
This isn’t just a slogan to us. It’s the reason we do what we do.
Movement is more than just exercise. It’s feeling stronger in your body, more confident in yourself and capable in everyday life. Whether it’s keeping up with your kids, getting back into sport, or just moving without aches and hesitation, it all matters.
There’s no perfect starting point. You just have to start.
We’re here to help you build strength, confidence and movement in a way that works for you. Classes, personal training, whatever suits your life.
Whether you’ve been thinking about getting started or haven’t been in a while, this is your sign to come and move with us 💪
03/09/2026
Beth is back to lead Weekend Warriors! 🏋️♀️🔥
Kick off your weekend with a high-energy, full-body workout that will leave you feeling strong and ready for anything. Who’s joining us this weekend? 💪
28/08/2026
Ever wondered where we are? Because people don't know!
We are opposite Sand street Car park. A private Personal Training Studio with over 40 classes a week, with NO monthly membership, right in the heart of town.
Come check us out. Pop in or see what we have to offer online at www.funktion.je
24/08/2026
No long-weekend excuses! 💪🎉
We’ve got your Bank Holiday workout schedule locked in for August 31st. Earn those bank holiday treats and keep the momentum going strong.
Check the timetable & book your spot now.
14/08/2026
Kinda chic to come and train at Funktion Fitness 🩷💫
13/08/2026
Weekend Warrior with Jake 💥
Jake is back this Saturday, and he’s got another cracking Weekend Warrior lined up 🔥💪
Expect a fun, full body circuit that’ll get you sweating, smiling and wondering why you ever considered a lie in instead. It’s tough, it’s rewarding and it’s the best way to kick off your weekend.
Jake has assured us it’ll be "not too bad"... which, if you’ve trained with him before, should probably be taken as a warning rather than a promise 😅😂
Whether you’re a Weekend Warrior regular or thinking about giving it a go for the first time, everyone’s welcome and every exercise can be adapted to suit you.
Sign up now before we fill up at funktion.je ✊💪
06/08/2026
🔥 ONE LAST WEEKEND WARRIOR WITH DAMON 🔥
This Saturday is your last chance to take on a Weekend Warrior with Damon before he heads home.
Expect plenty of laughs, a brilliant workout and, of course, all of us questioning why on earth he'd leave Jersey for New Zealand of all places... we still can't quite get our heads around that one 😅🇯🇪🇳🇿
Let's give him the send off he deserves and fill the room one last time. Whether you've trained with Damon before or you've been meaning to give Weekend Warrior a go, this is the perfect class to jump into.
Sign up now before we fill up at funktion.je ✊💪