23/07/2026
Weekend Warrior with Jake 💥
Jake’s taking the floor this Saturday and bringing a session that’s guaranteed to wake you up better than any coffee 😅☕💪
Expect a fun, full body circuit with plenty of variety, plenty of encouragement and just enough challenge to make you feel like you’ve really earned the rest of your weekend. Whether you’re a regular or giving Weekend Warrior a try for the first time, everything can be adapted to your level.
Jake will be there keeping the energy high and casually dropping “we’re nearly there” while everyone tries to work out if that’s actually true 😂
Come and join the crew, have a laugh and start your weekend the right way. Sign up now before we fill up at funktion.je ✊💪
16/07/2026
Weekend Warrior with Damon 💥
Damon’s back taking Weekend Warrior this Saturday, and he’s got another session lined up that’ll get you moving, working hard and feeling great before the rest of the weekend has even started 🔥💪
Expect a fun, full body circuit that’ll challenge you, keep you motivated and remind you why Saturday mornings are better spent in the gym than in bed.
He’s also promised not to bring up the FIFA Club World Cup... although we’re not making any guarantees once the warm up starts ⚽😂
Come along, bring your energy and kick off your weekend with the best crew around.
Sign up now before we fill up at funktion.je ✊💪
13/07/2026
📢 A quick update from Funktion
From Monday 27th July, our prices will be increasing.
This small adjustment allows us to continue delivering the high-quality coaching, classes and community you've come to expect from Funktion.
💪 Any packs purchased before 27th July will be honoured at the current price.
Thank you for your continued support and understanding. As always, if you have any questions, just get in touch with the team.
13/07/2026
Run Club is back this Friday MORNING for our 3rd meet up!
📍 Funktion
🏁 House of Champions
⏰ 7am
🏃♀️🚶 run/walk for 30 mins (all abilities are welcome)
☕️ ᴅᴀɴᴅʏ ₑₛₜ. ₂₀₁₄ coffee and pastries
Look forward to seeing you there 🕺
09/07/2026
Weekend Warrior with Kev 💥
Kev’s taking this weekend’s Weekend Warrior, and you know what that means... a proper workout, plenty of laughs and a Saturday morning well spent 💪🔥
Expect a full body circuit that’ll challenge you, get the heart rate up and leave you feeling like you’ve started the weekend the best way possible.
Kev has a habit of saying, “You’ll thank me later”… and, annoyingly, he’s usually right 😅😂
Whether you’re a Weekend Warrior regular or thinking about giving it a go for the first time, everyone’s welcome and every exercise can be adapted to suit you.
Sign up now before we fill up at funktion.je ✊💪
08/07/2026
JULY CHALLENGE PRIZES! IF YOU COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET 1 FREE CLASS PASS! And then entered into the prize draw!! 💫🩷
06/07/2026
Week 2 of our July challenge! 💓💫 how many classes can you get in this week?
04/07/2026
What a pleasure to spend some time with Owen Farrell. Not only did we welcome into Funktion, but also took some of the Team and clients to an evening to hear about his career. Thank you nudge.